Kid, Get Out Of Town, And Fast

email: kat [at] creepmouse.net

My name is Katherine. I live in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. I’m from Washington, DC. I’m nearly 30, I eat like I’m five.

+ If I was a superhero my superpower would be: Extreme Vehicular Safety 

+ I’m a B.A. Candidate in French Language & Linguistics, my studies focus on French spoken in North America,  especially Québec, Canada.

+ Likes: postcards, vintage taxidermy mounts, catholic saint statues, lithographs, victorian mourning jewelry, whitby jet, ventriloquist dummies, vintage clothing, keychains, cats & kittens, freak shows & circus acts, graphic novels, films, coin purses, hand sanitizer, troll dolls, world war one, magazines, writing long letters, pens and pencils, clean sheets

+ Dislikes: cruelty, unnecessary rudeness, spiders, parallel parking

+ If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome Back. Your friends are all waiting for you, go straight past the opium den, left at the comic book store, and the human blockhead will show you to your seat.

If there’s anything I’ve left out feel free to ask!